Sunday, October 9, 2022

Ketongtongtong

 

the year was 2010-2011, kampung pandan rumah tokpah i. organ instrument makndak i, seperti yang tertera di bawah. atas tu ada sebuah compact radio 3 in 1 (radio-cassette-cd dan pelbagai cd lagu-lagu hits masa kini (baca: masa itu) seperti the power of love album etc.

 

lagu yang termelekat di kepala: ketongtongtong

i nak suruh korang teka apakah lagu ketongtongtong itu tapi i bet that's gonna take another post and i takde emotional capacity (dan kerajinan) untuk buat 2 post yang sama pada masa yang lain-lain makanya i akan teruskan cerita i tanpa menguji memori dan kebijaksanaan anda semua.

the song was Thong Song by Sisqo. 

kalau dengar lagu ni tak sah lah babe tak at leasttt goyang bahu. itu at least, selalunya sekali dengan goyang keseluruhan badan. tahun 2000 memang rnb/hiphop tengah menerajui corong radio kita and i was so heavily depended on radio untuk hiburan music di luar waktu sekolah. ye lah babe, time tu darjah 5-6. i takde walkman ke discman bagai. i cuma ada radio yang bukan radio i pun.

fast forward to 2022. i was on my back from my weekly lepak session dengan kawan-kawan i. i was feeling a little nostalgic, bukak spotify and hit my r&b mix dan tetiba this song keluar. woof woof. brings back so much memories of a simpler times. but it hit me right there 'lagu ni pasal thong? like thong yang men interested in lah kot not the thong yang we girls use untuk curl our hair?" bahahaha. THONG AS IN SPENDA???? wait, i was singing my heart out in my primary school to a SPENDA SONG?! i was that wild? leulz. lalu kita pun bukak lah youtube might as well get the full experience of this song sebab dulu dengar kat radio je wak. 


She had dumps like a truck, truck, truckThighs like what, what, whatAll night long (c'mon)Let me see that thong
Baby (girl, I know you wanna show da na da na)That thong th-thong, thong, thongI like it when the beat goes (da na da na)Baby, make your booty go (da na da na)(Girl, I know you wanna show da na da na)That thong th-thong thong, thong

 

sis, enlighten me. what kind of pickup line is this and what makes this man think that he can get any woman by saying LET ME SEE YOUR THONG~ ???  yooo bontot dia besar macam lori, peha dia gapo gapo gapo, sepanjang malam ayuhhh tunjukkan daku spenda muuuu. 

mannn, that's downright creepy imma file a restraining order against you?!!! haha.

lebih menyebalkan abe sisqo ni nyanyi sungguh-sungguh wak penuh soul siap ada tarik tarik syahdu ada pstt psstt hujungnya untuk lagu berkisarkan panties wanita?! babe you kena tengok video clip dia, passionate nya dia nyanyi menari doing flips dan bergelek untuk lagu spenderrrrrrr!

rasa lebih melucukan pabila during this era yang perempuan sibuk nyanyi pasal men ain't shit - time lagu love don't cost a thing -jlo, hit 'em up style - blu cantrell pun tengah hot. patut lah makcik jlo pun fedup dengan jantan babe, dah kalau jantannya sibuk nak tengok spender dia??? tiberw.









 

end note: tahukah anda bestfriend i dan her then boyfriend yang also my bestfriend pernah kasi i hadiah thong berwarna kuning from CK di usia i tengah cantik bergetah mengkal hahahaahah 19-20 tahun? i tak ingat i mintak apa as birthday present tapi i rasa something yang i boleh pakai lah kot lepas tu dorang kasi i spender :( i ingat lagi sebelum i dapat hadiah tu i janji i cakap i akan pakai and amik gambar share dengan dorang (because i thought the present was something i mintak?) pastu sungguh sungguh eh dorang cakap "okay janji dulu dah dapat kena amik gambar pakai hadiah tu???" kita yang innocent ni pun lalu berjanji wak. babi. 

and no, tiada gambar separa bogel i terkongsi kan pada si gila dua orang tu. i terpaksa break my promise hmmm.

Wednesday, October 5, 2022

I'm back, yet again

 

Hey, salam kembali. 

I'm back, yet again. I always come back, didn't i? ;)

Y'all know kalau i kembali maksudnya apa bukan?  

Ya, maksudnya sama ada i boring, sedih atau pun perlukan distraction.

Changed some of the blog layouts because it's been awhile. I'm trying to write anonymously dengan hashtag #iykyk tetapi macam biasa, jika kita tersasar kita akan delete balik semua posts dalam ni kecuali yang the first one, yang kat bawah ni. 

My header says it all - i'm in this bangtan shit (no they're not shitty you're shit for hating tiberw) for 2 years now bahahaha who would have thought. so much has changed since i started blogging more than 10 years ago, but i'm still here doing some lil talk like i always did back then. sebab apa? sebab deep down this place is a safe space for me. i like writing my heart out dan i suka that in here, i don't have to feel so self-conscious sebab yang tau blog ni je tau i?! nobody knows me here yet you guys know me the best??? ahgitchew. dayum i'm feeling a little nostalgic malam ni (sekarang pukul 3 pagi, midweek, esok i kerja). i sebenarnya nak berak tapi kena tahan sebab mak i tengah mandi (again, pada pukul 3 pagi because we're random liddat).

i lately ni revisit cerita-cerita lama yang i dah tengok and selalu tengok. runningman, the originals, all the kdramas secara random btw korang tengok tak 2521?! eiii maghoh. ending paling shit sekali i dalam semua kdrama i tengok. cerita dia best, jalan cerita dia semua superb hero dia berlakon berkaca-kaca mata bila sedih ahhh i suka, i suka suara heroin bila frust semua i suka kecuali ending dia. but ending is just as important as the jalan cerita?!!! imagine i tulis post ni panjang-panjang dan tetiba i hila---







































































haaaa geram kan. macam tu lah perasaan i pada cerita 2521. tapi tak pasti kenapa nak kena tengok lagi? adakah i suka disakiti? atau i sengaja mahu alasan untuk memaki? haa amaciam okay kan pantun 3 kerat i. i guess i masih boleh menulis lah. i memang talented tiberw (refer description kat profile i). 

sebelum i habiskan tulisan pertama di tahun 2022 ini, izinkan i share satu lagu khas buat semua. i boleh share live video but i don't want to overwhelm you, this is just the beginning kan. more to come. haha.


 

i am in the shadow behind the stage, i am in the darkness

i didn't want to show you everything including my pain

but i was still too clumsy, i only wanted to make you laugh

i wanted to be good to you

(so thanks) for believing in me

for handling these tears and cuts

(so thanks) for being my light

for showing me the beauty in this moment of life




endnote: jam menunjukkan pukul 3.43am. i dah berjaya berak, semoga i berjaya tidur pula lepas ni.